World: Adios, Blue Dick: Holden Is FINALLY Gone

He is one of the best friends the Rushpubliscum obstructionists in Congress ever had. He’s also been a friend to both Jack Abramoff and the Koch brothers. But he’s certainly never been a friend of the people of the State of Pennsylvania. And the Pennsylvania voters have finally decided to make this corrupt DINO a friend of the unemployed. It’s a good start. Now, if we could just send some of his pals, like Stinky Whoryer, packing… U.S. Rep. Tim Holden, the longest-serving member of Pennsylvania’s congressional delegation, has lost his re-election bid in a Democratic primary race in a newly redrawn district. Personal injury attorney Matt...

World: The Heart(land) Is Weakening

I went through the Heartland for a few days. Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, even Kansas (though I didn’t venture out of Lawrence, and never do if I happen to be there.) What I saw completely baffled me. Everywhere I looked, roads were crumbling. Kansas, which used to have an outstanding highway system, is especially noticeable in this regard. I also found that driving 90 miles an hour on the pieces of the Interstates that aren’t yet crumbling is no problem, because patrols are much fewer and farther-between than I have seen in the past. Lawrence, some would say, isn’t REALLY Kansas, and this is correct: as a college town, there are more youths there, and a lot more...

World: An Ugly Story of Bigotry (If True)

It is my opinion that there are more than enough things to disqualify Willard from assuming the Presidency without ever touching on his religion. He is a completely disconnected, clueless rich man who knows how American lives and works the way I know about how to reattach severed limbs. He’s not his dad, who was a far different kind of individual. Like many sons of wealthy men, Willard seems to have grown up believing that he is somehow entitled to all the wealth he can lay his hands on, simply because he is who he is. This sense of entitlement that Willard and his wife have (she did say, after all, that THEIR time has come) is what makes examining their religion relevant, as...

World: The 90 Proof Endorsement

Well, Willard’s got it all in the bag now. I mean, who WOULDN’T be riding high after this endorsement? Sure…. the guy who did the endorsing is ALWAYS riding high-as in, he’s either in a plane full of lobbyists on his way to a lobbyist-sponsored golf game, or he’s slumped in the back seat of a lobbyist-driven car riding from bar to bar-but still, considering that Ted Nugent has been getting a lot of press for loving Willard lately, the Willard campaign must be relieved that the drunk staggered up and took some of that spotlight. I just hope he doesn’t get TOO close to the spotlight. With all the alcohol in his system, he’ll blow up...